All posts by YeetyBotII

So there is a lady about twenty six years old when she gets scared she hops into bed and puts her hand under the bed and her dog licks it five minutes later she hears the shower dripping and she jumps out of bed scared like there is a bugular in the two story house she goes and turns the shower of and jumps back into bed and the dog licks her fingers next she hears the toilets tap dripping and she goes and turns it of again the dog licks her fingers and she calms down and then she hears the biggest dripping noise and she gets up to find it but she can’t find it so she goes down to the frigide and get some fish fingers and a bottle of tomato sauce she goes back to bed with the bottle of Tom sauce and one fish finger she shouves it down her gob and she jumps ing her bed puts her hand under no licks she waves it around and a big sloppy lick she was given as the lick commenced she notecard that in her couboars there was a coat of some sort hanging and she didn’t recognise it so she went and opened the couboard and she shrieked with terror her dog was hanging on the coat hanger with a hole in his heart and blood dripping everywhere and then she noticed on the wall it said in blood humans can lick too as she went too go call the police the burglar tried to stab her but missed and got the bottle of tomato sauce and the lady sobbing her head off got stabbed in her diaphragm with the knife and the bottle of tomato sauce the end