The film starts off with May as a little girl. May's mother gives her a creepy doll named "Suzie" her mother made when she was a little girl. A couple of days later May goes to school but because of her lazy eye she must wear an eyepatch and everyone calls her a pirate.
About 15 years later she is a vet nurse. She is friends with a co-worker who is a lesbian, but may does not realize this because of her lack of social skills. On her way from lunch, May sees a man who is looking at his wrecked car and falls in love with him because of his hands. She meets him again in a restaurant where he has woken up to her hair as she is rubbing her face against his hand. They get friendly but after a date gone wrong he tries to dump her; but she does not understand because of her lack of social skills.
She turns to her lesbian friend and they also get friendly. But the lesbian is promiscuous and May becomes jealous when the lesbian "hits" a girl she found with sexy legs.
May realizes nobody's perfect so she chops off the perfect pieces from eveyone:
- her ex's hands
- the lesbian's neck
- the girl the lesbian hit's legs
- a man she met on the street's tattoo
- her ex's girlfriend's earings
Then May sews them together and calls her creation "Amy", but becomes upset when she sees that her creation can't see. So she scoops out her good eye and puts it on the creation, but then gets upset again because the creation does not respond to her.
The movie ends with "Amy" moving its arm to comfort May.
List of Deaths Edit
|Name||Cause of death||Killer||On-Screen||Notes|
|Lupe||Hit by thrown clay ashtray, fur cut off /off-screen/||May Dove Canady||Yes||Cat|
|Blank||Impaled through hands into head with scissors, arms cut off /off-screen/||May Dove Canady||Yes|
|Polly||Throat slit with 2 scalpels, neck cut off /off-screen/||May Dove Canady||Yes|
|Ambrosia||Head impaled with 2 scalpels, legs cut off /off-screen/||May Dove Canady||Yes|
|Hoop||Neck impaled with scalpel, ears cut off /off-screen/||May Dove Canady||Yes|
|Adam Stubbs||Stomach impaled with scalpel, hands cut off /off-screen/||May Dove Canady||Yes|
- Angela Bettis as May Dove Canady
- Chandler Riley Hecht as young May
- Jeremy Sisto Adam Stubbs
- Anna Faris as Polly
- Nichole Hiltz as Ambrosia
- James Duval as Blank
- Ken Davitian as Foreign Doctor
- Kevin Gage as Papa Canady
- Merle Kennedy as Mama Canady
- Rachel David as Petey David
- Nora Zehetner as Hoop
- Will Estes as Chris, Adam's roommate